Old Tom Brady’s goin’ down
Old Tom Brady’s goin’ down
Old Tom Brady may be handy with the ladies
But we don’t appreciate him in our town

Old Tom Brady’s goin’ down
Old Tom Brady’s goin’ down
I’ve got nothin’ against old Brady
But he’s prettier than a lady
And we don’t appreciate him comin ‘round

Old Tom Brady’s gotta leave
Old Tom Brady’s gotta leave
‘Cause the Pats are the new Yankees
They’ll be passing out the hankeys
When he goes, but I for one will never grieve

Old Tom Brady’s not alone
Old Tom Brady’s not alone
Handy Randy, Cheatin’ Belichick
They can all mosey straight to heck
And wander where the Devil likes to roam

Old Tom Brady’s goin’ down
Old Tom Brady’s goin’ down
On a heavenly host of ladies
Gonna bring him Brady babies
And we don’t want Brady babies in our town

Old Tom Brady’s goin’ down
Old Tom Brady’s goin’ down
I’ve got nothin’ against old Brady
But he’s prettier than a lady
And we don’t appreciate him comin ‘round

All that money and a’winnin’
Leads to hubris and a’sinnin’
And I know that Old Tom Brady’s goin’ down